Chapter 477
Chapter 477
After the attendant discovered the evil dragon, he secretly made up his mind.
Attendant: “The evil dragon is so arrogant. I made a promise with the king to never let it get close to the princess.”
“The strategist seemed confident when he set off. I wonder if he has a good way to deal with the evil dragon.”
“It is said that no matter what kind of danger he faces, he can turn it into safety.”
The attendant looked towards the strategist hopefully.
The strategist is his favorite warrior.
In his opinion.
Reckless people often suffer losses because of their rashness. Only being cautious like a strategist can be called wisdom.
So the attendant did not disturb the dragon.
Narrator: “Loyal attendants dare not be careless and quietly pass the news ahead to others.”
“‘While the evil dragon is still taking a nap, this is a good opportunity for long-term planning.'”
After hearing this line, the water friends all started to complain.
“Rhyme Maniac.”
“The lines this time do have something special, you are a genius copywriter.”
“I’m laughing so hard. I just want to know how many people Zhu Guangquan can beat in the copywriting team.”
Narrator: “After that, she approached cautiously, fearing that the dragon would be awakened by her footsteps.”
The princess rejoiced: “Thanks to the loyal attendants who grasped the dragon’s whereabouts early, we now take the initiative.”
The attendant said sternly: “It’s just my duty, and it really doesn’t deserve the princess’ personal praise.”
The princess shook her head: “But in this world, rewards and punishments should be clear. There is no need to be modest about the honor that should belong to you.”
While talking, the princess realized that the strategist had not followed up until this moment.
She was a little confused. Could the strategist be tied up by some trivial matter?
The attendant guessed: “He said he has a clever plan to quell the disaster caused by the evil dragon, so maybe there are too many plans and it is difficult to decide.”
No matter what others say, the strategist who is careful about trivial matters just remains silent and frowns.
Seeing this, the audience felt that something was wrong.
“Aren’t you trying to escape, are you?”
“He didn’t even think of it…”
“I am looking through the tips given by Coral Palace Xinhai hahaha~”
“It’s so humiliating…”
After a while, even the attendant couldn’t help it anymore and stepped forward and asked: “Counselor, please look, the evil dragon is close in front of you. If you have any clever ideas, please don’t hesitate to teach me.”
At this time, Attendant B could no longer remain silent.
Attendant B: “…Wonderful, brilliant idea? The situation in front of you is far from what you expected. It will take time to correct the plan…”
Attendant B stammered.
While everyone was talking, the evil dragon had already woken up.
The evil dragon laughed nonchalantly and said, “Haha! As long as I can come up with the plan before evening, I’ll give you enough time to think about it.”
“Translation: I haven’t figured it out yet…”
“Attendant B: Of course it’s the best strategy above the thirty-six!”
“Evil dragon: Haha! (stretches) (smiles) (looks disdainful).”
The evil dragon suddenly spoke, which really startled the princess.
Princess: “Why did the evil dragon suddenly speak? It turns out that he is not really sleeping, but just pretending to sleep to trick us into taking the bait!”
“ah!”
Attendant B shouted.
The narrator said: “Attendant B was shocked and almost fell to the ground begging for mercy.”
“I saw him muttering sorry and running towards the city gate without any hesitation.”
Although they had expected it, the audience still laughed when they saw Attendant B’s reaction.
“Run directly to 233…”
“Attendant of the Kingdom of Fa is hhh.”
“Fontaine Strategist has made a real move.”
“The old dragon is stressed out (bushi).”
The narrator continued: “The princess and her loyal attendants hurried to find the strategist, leaving only the evil dragon standing there laughing.”
The evil dragon smiled happily and said: “It was better when the king pushed back and blocked me, but now I am full just for having fun.”
On the stage, the curtain changed and fell.
“Lezilong, right?”
“Fuck, I’m laughing so hard hahaha~”
“You can never have too many good melons.”
Narrator: “The princess asked her loyal attendants to find the fleeing strategist, and then she returned and captured the evil dragon.”
When the curtain rose again, only the dragon and the princess were left.
Princess: “Is it true that the strategist is not as skillful as he boasted, but now what strategy should I use to protect the safety of the kingdom?”
“We could have taken the dragon by surprise, but now the dragon is waiting for us.”
“The strategist suddenly left, and his attendants pursued him.”
“There is no trace of the guards who should be on duty, and the city gates are wide open and no one is guarding them.”
Just when the princess thought of this, an experienced guard arrived belatedly.
He looked drunk, but his steps were surprisingly steady when he walked.
Seasoned guard: “…
belch. ”
“If you ask me, food, wine, and beautiful women, peacetime is so pleasant.”
“How can those guys who are so pampered and privileged in high places know how hard we, the little soldiers, have to endure in the sun and wind?”
“What a dragon, what a strategist, it’s all nonsense!”
“My eyesight is blind, my ears are deaf, my hands are shaking, and my waist hurts. How can I be the one to charge forward when it comes to slaying a dragon?”
Narrator: “Although the young guard has been ‘educated’ to some extent by his predecessors, his original intention of protecting the kingdom has not changed.”
“Translation: What kind of life can you do with a salary of five yuan?”
“In a word, I throw away my helmet and armor and just start playing. Alas, it’s just for fun~”
“”Education”…”
The young guard shouted loudly: “For the princess! I can’t spare that evil dragon lightly!”
“The strategists are timid and afraid of getting into trouble, and the seniors spend their days getting drunk. It’s hard for them to take on big responsibilities. I’m the only one!”
“Stand up in times of crisis and save the kingdom from water and fire… water and fire…”
Before he finished speaking, the young guard suddenly appeared in a situation.
“Hmm…my stomach seems…could it be…?! No! This can’t be done!”
Narrator: “Huh? Why did he run away?!”
“I told him not to eat indiscriminately, but now his stomach is ruined!”
“And the show isn’t over yet! Do we need to find someone to take his place…”
Hearing this, the audience couldn’t hold back.
“What? So this isn’t a script!”
“I thought it was a script, hahaha!”
“Broadcast accident…”
Paimon, who was watching in the audience, was also dumbfounded, “Huh? Why did the guard run away? The performance isn’t over yet!”
Ying and Paimon heard the narrator saying that they were looking for someone to replace him, so they prepared to help them find him.
Then, they found Arnold.
The show goes on.
The young guard Arnold faced the evil dragon and spoke bravely and fearlessly: “I think about what I should say after thinking about this scene.”
“Evil Dragon! Accept my challenge!”
Evil Dragon: “Hahaha! Very good! Let the Good Dragon see if you have real materials!”
Narrator: “Seeing that a fierce battle was about to break out, the loyal servant just returned from the wrong path.”
Loyal Attendant: “The whereabouts of the strategist have been hard to find. I only hope that the young and vigorous guard will not be careless.”
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