novelno Chapter 204
Chapter 204
“It’s so scary. What’s wrong with this?” Liu Yi’s complaint finally prompted Yue Yunpeng to respond,
“I mean there are so many types!”
Yue Yunpeng’s mean look caused Liu Yi to feel uncomfortable, and he forced himself to ask:
“You There are many types of talk, what does it have to do with our cross talk?”
“Hey, isn’t that so popular now? Yue Yunpeng thought for a while, then clapped his hands and said,
“Yes, that’s the advertisement for a large-scale costume fantasy fairy tale drama!””
“you know too? Liu Yi said something in surprise at first, then frowned and said,
“That’s not right, aren’t you trying to get some heat?””
“Hey. Yue Yunpeng winked and said quietly: “What if I told you that their director asked me to take advantage of the popularity?””
“Yeah? Liu Yi, like a chicken thief, got together with Yue Yunpeng and secretly said:
“Then we have to ask for his advertising fee. If he doesn’t pay, we can’t say anything!””
“well. ”
Yue Yunpeng looked disgusted, as if he remembered some disgusting situation,
“Don’t you know how stingy their director is, and he still wants advertising money? When he asked me to talk about this, it was regarded as publicity for him, right? Not only did he not give me any money, he actually said that he would give him money to keep us popular!”
“So shameless! “Liu Yi looked angry.。
“appeal——”Both the audience and Lao Guo knew that the director they were talking about was Liu Yi, and the audience kept shouting.
Liu Yi’s neck stiffened, he shook his head and said arrogantly:
“What are you talking about? What does the director’s matter have to do with me, a cross talk actor?”
The audience burst into laughter and discussion.。
【“Hahaha。”
“Yes, what does Lu Xun’s matter have to do with me, Zhou Shuren?”
“I just like to see you being so cruel that you even scold yourself, hahaha。”】
“So what do you think of our cross talk? This is not a system, how can we learn from it? ”
Liu Yi’s humbly asking for advice was very helpful to Yue Yunpeng. He explained:
“The first large-scale ancient costume fantasy fairy cross talk in China. “Yue Yunpeng waved his hand to draw Liu Yi into his artistic conception,
“Imagine standing in the peach blossom forest ten miles away and talking about his cross talk for three lives and three lives, is it dazzling or not? ”
Liu Yi just stayed where he was.
I don’t know how many people in the audience were laughing with their molars exposed. The audience was swaying around. Even Lao Guo was clapping his fan and laughing non-stop.。
“Show off! Very cool! Three lives and three lives, you can dazzle me! I can’t speak this cross talk, I can’t speak! ”
Liu Yi took a step back, his movements and expression full of rejection.
Yue Yunpeng grabbed Liu Yi and said, “No, you try, you try, let me ask you, how do you usually say cross talk? ”
Liu Yi stopped, stood behind the table hesitantly and said, “We usually stand here. “He reached out and picked up the gavel, slapped it on the wooden table, and said squarely:
“Thanks to the audience for their warm applause! ”
The audience burst into applause, and they were very cooperative.。
“Why are you so shameless? “Yue Yunpeng directly complained, “You want applause when you come up?”
“Isn’t that what is generally said? “Liu Yi didn’t quite understand what Yue Yunpeng meant, and his face was full of doubts.。
“You are not an ordinary crosstalk actor. “Yue Yunpeng patted the table and pointed at Liu Yi,
“What you are talking about now is a large-scale costume fantasy fairy cross talk, you have to pay attention to your wording!
Liu Yi seemed very modest at this time, “How should I pay attention to my words? “”
“Applause cannot be called applause. “Yue Yunp
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“Do you have to call? ”
Yue Yunpeng raised one hand to the sky and screamed: “Thunder!”
“puff. “Lao Guo couldn’t help laughing. He could think of the two people’s performances, but when it came to watching the scene, he still couldn’t help but laugh.。
“what is it call? “Liu Yi looked frightened.。
“Thunder! “Yue Yunpeng emphasized again, not forgetting to point his hand to the sky.
Liu Yi shook his head, walked back slowly, and sighed: “Oh, this cross talk was struck by lightning!”
“Hahaha。”
“Ha ha. ”
I don’t know how many audience members laughed so hard that their stomachs ached. They even felt that they could see their stomachs directly from his open mouth. The sound of laughter echoed throughout the venue, one after another, one after another. Lang.
Yue Yunpeng’s performance continued, as if he didn’t hear Liu Yi’s complaints and continued:
“Friends from the audience can’t call them audience members.”。”
“So the audience has to shout?”
“Immortals! “The more Yue Yunpeng talked, the more confident he became. The more Liu Yi listened, the more clueless he became. He complained:
“Pig Fairy? Are there any dog fairies? Did you come here to hold an animal meeting?
Yue Yunpeng said speechlessly: “What kind of pig fairy and dog fairy? ” I’m talking about the immortals! Great Immortals, we call them Zhuxian for short!”
“Look. Yue Yunpeng pointed to a beautiful girl in the audience, “This is Nuwa, and this is the Barefoot Immortal. Do you think he has bare feet?” ”
That audience member was also laughing so hard. He was wearing sandals, so he was a barefoot immortal?
Liu Yi thought for a moment, then pulled Yue Yunpeng’s sleeves, pointed to Guo Degang’s position with his finger and asked, ”
What kind of immortal should that person sitting over there be?” Yue
Yunpeng laughed, picked up the gavel and slapped it on the table
.——
“land! three! fresh!”
“I think you really don’t want to go back. Why don’t you come with me after the show in a while? There happens to be a crew that still needs a eunuch role. I’ll find someone to arrange it for you.。”
“Really? “Yue Yunpeng had a look of obscene longing on his face. He covered his mouth with his hand and said in fantasy,
“Will he be able to be with the queen and concubine every day? Hiss——, give them a pat on the shoulders, rub their feet, do you still need to rub their backs? That’s totally fine with me! Liu
Yi rubbed his temples, looking like he had a headache,
“You’d better come back and talk about cross talk, and don’t harm another circle.” ”
Yue Yunpeng had some regrets on his face, but he still asked without giving up:
“Is it really not possible? My back rub technique is very good! Liu
Yi rubbed his temples again in pain, rolled his eyes, and then thought of what to say,
“Didn’t you tell me everything?” These people sitting in the audience are all gods. Talking cross talk to the gods is no better than serving tea and water to some queen and concubine?”
“That’s true, hahaha. ”
Yue Yunpeng looked naive, while Liu Yi breathed a sigh of relief. He seemed to be glad that Yue Yunpeng had given up the idea. He quickly continued to guide and asked: “Since
these people in the audience are all gods, what do you think I just said? What should I say to ask for applause? ”
Yue Yunpeng glanced at Liu Yi, pointed his finger to the sky, took a deep breath, and said with full force:
“Kowtow to thank Zhu Xian for the rolling thunder from the sky! ”
Liu Yi froze in place again, with a look of bitterness and confusion on his face, but the reality is that the applause from the audience really rolled in like thunder.。
“You try, you try. “Yue Yunpeng’s expression looked very proud.