novelno Chapter 142
Chapter 142
When the dice were thrown, Xiang Long’s face was still very confident.
But soon, as the dice gradually stopped spinning, the expression on his face gradually became stiff.
Because he clearly saw that the top side of the three dice closest to him were all 1!
When the next two dice stopped spinning, Xiang Long was completely stunned——
Both of these are also 1!
“Hahaha, five 1’s!”
Bai Lu and others all laughed.
“Xiang Long, let alone a 6, you didn’t even roll a 6, no, not even a 3!”
Deng Chao wiped his tears and smiled.
Zhou Shenze’s imagination was wide open and he asked: “Xiang Long, is this how you convey your orientation to us?”
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone in Running Man burst into laughter.
Xiang Long himself couldn’t help laughing, and then said seriously to the camera:
“Dear audience friends, I would like to solemnly declare that I, Xiang Long, am male and like women. Please don’t misunderstand me!”
Studio,
Netizens ridiculed:
[I am Xiang Long, male, and I like white dew…]
[I am Bai Lu, female, and like Xiang Long…]
[Xiang Long 6, just throw five 1s. This seems to be much harder than throwing a 6, right? 】
[Xiang Long: So, should you throw out five one-6s or one six-6? 】
[Xiang Long: I have a bomb, four ones, and a bill, only one one left]
recording scene,
Xiang Long was also talking to Yao Yitian:
“Yao PD, don’t you think that if I throw five ones, it is more than if I throw one six? Do you think I passed it?”
“Indeed, in terms of probability, you throw five ones more than you throw a six.”
Speaking of this, just when Xiang Long looked happy, he heard Yao Yitian’s voice change:
“But the rules are the rules. You didn’t throw a 6, so – give him a foot massage!”
“etc!”
Seeing the male technician coming up with the medical kit, Xiang Long roared and shouted to Yao Yitian:
“Yao Yitian, don’t force me!”
“What are you forcing me to do?”
Yao Yitian smiled.
“Don’t make me beg you…”
Xiang Long’s attitude suddenly changed, and he said with a condescending smile:
“PD Yao, as the chief director of the best variety show in the country, and you are so young, handsome, and talented, you can’t be so unreasonable. Give me one more chance, just once, okay?”
Yao Yitian hasn’t spoken yet.
Deng Chao and Zhou Shen, who had been ridiculed by him just now, quit.
“Xiang Long, what do you mean?”
“That’s not what you said just now!”
“What you just said is to be a role model for the national audience…”
“Be brave and be strong to face all this…”
“You told us all this, why did you ask Yao Yitian for help yourself?”
Listening to what Deng Chao and Zhou Shen said, Xiang Long also looked embarrassed:
“I…didn’t that mean I didn’t need a foot massage just now?”
“Okay, do you admit that your back hurts when you stand and talk?”
Deng Chao and Zhou Shen became even more angry.
“How can you taint someone’s innocence out of thin air?”
Xiang Long opened his eyes wide:
“Can you call the thing about variety artists ‘standing and talking without back pain’? What I mean is… the variety show effect, yes, the variety show effect. I only said this deliberately in order to better present excellent program performance to everyone.” .”
Then there were words that no one understood, such as ‘Precautions for variety artists’ and ‘Laughter caused by contrast’, which made everyone burst into laughter.
The recording scene was filled with joyful atmosphere.
finally,
Yao Yitian still didn’t agree to Xiang Long’s words and still gave him a 30-second foot massage reward.
“Oh, a foot massage is just a massage, can’t I help it?”
Seeing that he couldn’t escape, Xiang Long sneered with a look of disdain:
“What’s the point of a little foot massage?”
“Then why did you beg PD Yao for mercy just now?”
Bai Lu unceremoniously ruined the situation.
“I…I was just joking.”
Xiang Long said hard: “Am I really afraid of foot massage? It’s impossible, stop making trouble——”
Having said this, he asked the male technician who came to him: “Teacher, do you have any extra sticks? Give me one to hold in my mouth.”
“Hahaha!”
Bai Lu immediately patted Xiang Long’s arm and laughed loudly: “Are you afraid that you can’t help but scream?”
“How is that possible? I–well!”
Just as he was talking, the male technician pressed the small stick in his hand on the soles of Xiang Long’s feet. His face suddenly stiffened and his eyes began to wander.
To be honest, with his current physical condition, this kind of pain is nothing to worry about, but in a variety show, you have to create some show effects.
See the situation
, Bai Lu held back her laughter and asked:
“Lili, how are you? Does it hurt?”
“No, it doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt at all!”
Xiang Long’s face turned red and he gritted his teeth and said, but everyone could see how difficult it was for Xiang Long to endure the pain.
Bai Lu was smiling so much that her face was almost deformed.
[“It doesn’t hurt at all”]
[Xiang Long: Do you think I’m in pain? (Secretly wiping away tears and forcing a smile)]
[I just bit two teeth and it didn’t hurt at all]
[Is Xiang Long not in pain? He clearly doesn’t want Bai Lu to worry. He really makes me cry to death! ! 】
[Xiang Long: Ah, yes, yes, that’s what I thought]
recording scene,
The 30-second foot massage ends.
Xiang Long stood up from the ground tremblingly.
“I’m holding you up.”
Bai Lu quickly gestured to come over to help.
“No, no need!”
Xiang Long stretched out his hand and refused sternly: “I’m very well, I don’t need any help at all. If you don’t believe me, just look at it.”
As he spoke, he jumped up on the spot.
As a result, as soon as he landed on his feet after jumping up, his body went limp and he collapsed on the ground with a look of confusion on his face.
“Hahaha!”
Bai Lu naturally saw that Xiang Long was pretending. After all, no one had more personal experience of Xiang Long’s physical fitness than she did, so she laughed extremely loudly.
Everyone in Deng Chao also laughed.
The key is,
At this moment, Yao Yitian said: “Xiang Long made a noise during the foot massage, so this massage failed and he will not receive a reward.”
“What?”
When Xiang Long heard this, he immediately became anxious and jumped up from the ground: “I failed the challenge? Why did I fail?”
“You made a noise during the massage.”
Yao Yitian smiled.
“Did I make a sound?”
Xiang Long looked confused: “I remember that I didn’t say anything?”
“Bai Lu asked you just now, does it hurt? You said no, it doesn’t hurt at all…”
When he said this, Yao Yitian couldn’t help laughing himself: “So, you spoke up.”
“No, wait, PD Yao, does this count?”
Xiang Long said with a look of disbelief: “It was obviously Teacher Bai who asked me, and I only answered out of politeness. Do I still want to remain silent?”
“As per the rules, if you want to score – yes.”
Yao Yitian replied while suppressing a smile.
Xiang Long opened his eyes wide: “What do you mean, the pain I just suffered was in vain?”
“It can’t be said that suffering was in vain. At least, your body got a short-term treatment.”
Yao Yitian answered seriously.
“I’d rather not!”
Xiang Long collapsed and shouted: “What is this!”
Everyone laughed again.
Especially Bai Lu, who just lay on the ground holding her belly and laughing non-stop.
【Hahahahaha! 】
[Xiang Long: Please carve the word ‘wronged’ on my head]
[Teacher Bai, you’ve made Xiang Long miserable. Isn’t this a promise of your own body? [dog head]]
[Bai Mengyan, please restrain your laughter]
[The louder Bai Lu laughs, the higher the critical hit Xiang Long receives]
[On one side, Xiang Long is crying without tears, and on the other side, Bai Lu is laughing wildly, these two people are amazing]
Recording scene.
Then Li Chen rolled the dice, and only a 6 appeared. Naturally, the seven people failed the challenge again.
Soon, the third round of challenges began.
Bai Lu was still the first, and then her luck broke out again and she threw two 6s.
“Wow, I’m really lucky. I threw two 6s three times in a row.”
Deng Chao, Zhou Shen, and Xiang Long, three people who had never thrown a 6 before, sighed in unison.
result,
Before they finished speaking, Chen He also threw two 6s.
Immediately afterwards, Zheng Kai also threw two 6s.
“That’s already six sixes.”
Bai Lu shouted: “Brother Chao, as long as each of the four of you throws one more, we can win!”
“I think that instead of expecting me, Shen Shen, and Xiang Long to each throw a 6, you might as well expect the last big black bull to throw four 6s.”
Deng Chao said hopelessly to himself.
Zhou Shen and Xiang Long also nodded together.
“It’s okay, Brother Chao, come on, we believe in you, it will be okay!”
Chen He and others all cheered for Deng Chao.
Deng Chao took a deep breath, threw the five dice into the sky, and then closed his eyes, not daring to see the results.
As a result, he heard a burst of exclamations from the audience.
“What’s wrong? Is there 6? Is there 6?”
Deng Chao was overjoyed and asked quickly.
“Not only are there 6, but there are two!”
Zhou Shen pointed to the ground and said.
Deng Chao quickly looked over, and sure enough, he saw two 6s appearing on the five dice.
“Yes, great!”
Deng Chao clenched his fist hard and roared excitedly.
Then, hesitant
He smiled at the male technician waiting aside:
“Hey, you can’t give me a massage this time, just a little bit…”
Xiang Long seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly picked up the dice and handed them to Zhou Shen:
“Quick, Shen Shen, it seems that the goddess of luck is favoring us now, throw it away quickly!”
Zhou Shen also suddenly realized it, so he didn’t care about praying, grabbed the dice and threw it out.
As a result, a 6 actually appeared inside.
“Oh my God, Xiang Long, you are right, there really is a goddess of luck!”
Zhou Shen shouted in surprise.
“I’m just saying, how else could Brother Chao throw two 6s?”
Xiang Long said matter-of-factly.
Deng Chao: “…”
Zhou Shen didn’t wait for Deng Chao to say anything, and quickly handed the five dice to Xiang Long: “Hurry, Xiang Long, throw it quickly, now we are only one 6 away from success!”
“good!”
Xiang Long didn’t dare to neglect, grabbed the dice and threw it out.
result,
You can see that the five dice are 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 respectively.
“Oh, just a little bit close!”
Xiang Long stumbled and sighed: “If this is 6 dice, there will be 6!”
Everyone sighed when they saw this.
But then, they looked at each other and suddenly thought of something, and then they all gathered around Xiang Long with evil smiles.
“Xiang Long, for our running man, just hold on!”