novelno Chapter 594
Chapter 594
Lu Lianxue’s Birthday
Immediately afterwards.
Soon after, the sound of an ambulance rang outside the door of the Dharma Association.
Same time.
I don’t know who leaked the news. On the international forum, news about the president’s fainting came out that night, which immediately set off a wave of emoticons, such as the president breathing oxygen, and the president’s expression of anger rising to the sky. Pictures etc.
To this.
A hotel near Seoul University, in the presidential suite.
There was laughter.
That was Zhang Chao. After the president’s remarks appeared in the international forum, he got the news immediately. He immediately watched and made comments to ridicule. Now seeing that the president was said to be fainted, he laughed and hit the table. :
“Hahahaha, Wu Nian, come and take a look at this picture. I’m laughing so hard. Damn it, who made this picture? It seems that foreign countries also have tricks. It’s so cool.”
Zhang Chao stretched out his hand and waved at shouted Wu Nian, who was chanting sutras every day in the guest bedroom.
As soon as his words came out.
I don’t know whether he also wanted to read the forum, or Zhang Chao greeted him in a series, which made Wu Nian chant sutras unintentionally. He couldn’t help but speed up the last wooden fish tapping, and the chanting time in his mouth was accelerated, so fast that it almost became a box, and then he clasped his hands together after finishing the chanting. :
“Amitabha, Buddha bless you.”
He finished.
He stood up without thinking, clasped his hands and walked out of the guest bedroom:
“Amitabha, Zhang Chao, didn’t the young monk say, don’t disturb the young monk when he is reciting sutras, what kind of picture is it, let the young monk see it, it makes you laugh like this .”
“You’ll know when you see it. Just look at this emoticon of the president taking oxygen. Damn, isn’t it funny?”
Zhang Chao laughed loudly, showed his phone to Wu Nian, and praised:
“Ma De, I knew Zhang Wei wasn’t just looking for ghosts, hahaha. Although I don’t know how he did it, it was a great idea. I guess the president is sleeping now, and his mind must be full of a group of presidents surrounding him. ”
In words.
Zhang Chao touched his chin and said:
“It seems that if I make enemies with others in the future, I will have to ask Zhang Wei to help me come up with ideas for revenge. Haha, let’s see who dares to make enemies with us.”
Wu Nian did not respond to Zhang Chao. He was concentrating on his mobile phone. , browsing the international forum, looking at the posts and comments on it, a smile slowly appeared on his paralyzed face, and then he seemed to realize that he shouldn’t smile, and slowly stopped his smile.
At this moment.
Zhang Chao seemed to have thought of something, patted his head and said:
“Oh, I’m just here to laugh, hurry up and find Zhang Wei, haha, I guess Zhang Wei must be laughing too, Wu Nian, how many things did Zhang Wei do in total?” A ghost turned into the president?”
“Amitabha, based on the monk’s understanding of Zhang Wei, there must be hundreds, and more than that, there should be 250.”
“Haha, yes, Wu Nian, you have the same idea as me, it seems You’re not just reciting sutras in your head.”
That’s it.
Zhang Chao took his mobile phone from Wu Nian and sent a WeChat message to Zhang Wei.
[Zhang Chao]: Young man, have you slept? Get up and be happy.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: Not asleep.
[Zhang Chao]: Haha, I knew you were awake and watching the international forum. Haha, the president is so angry with you.
[Zhang Wei]: Hehehe, of course I’m watching. How about my revenge? Is it cool or not?
[Zhang Chao]: Handsome! You are my god.jpg
[Zhang Chao]: Speaking of Zhang Wei, I read the forum and did a rough count just now. It seems that you have created more ghosts than we found for you. Tell me! How many of them will grow after you make them?
[Zhang Wei]: Not too many, not too many, just 250, jiejiejie.jpg
[Zhang Chao]: Haha, I knew that when the Association for Defamation of Laws found all the ‘presidents’, I guess the president would have to be arrested. Fainted once.
[Zhang Wei]: Don’t worry, he still has to be knocked out several times.
[Zhang Chao]:? ? ? ?
[Zhang Chao]: Damn, Zhang Wei, seeing you say that, what else do you want to do?
[Zhang Wei]: Guess.
[Zhang Chao]: Guess your sister. If I could guess it, my name would not be Zhang Chao, but Zhang Wei.
[Zhang Wei]: Actually, I haven’t figured out how to continue. I’m thinking about another thing now. I plan to think about the president’s matter slowly. Zhang Chao, do you have anything to pay attention to? Come on.
[Zhang Chao]: Huh? What’s more important than being the president of a country’s ghost exorcist organization?
[Zhang Wei]: In a few days, it’s Xiaoxue’s birthday.
[Zhang Chao]: Damn, he was caught off guard and gave me the middle finger.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: Grinning with QQ emoticon.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: What gift do you think would be better? This is the first time I give it to Xiaoxue on her birthday. Gift.
[Zhang Chao]: My answer is “drink more hot water”.
[Zhang Wei]: Damn, I really can’t expect you to be a straight man. Come on, go chat with your wolf. I’ll go think about gifts.
[Zhang Chao]: That’s right. I’m going to find my Stephanie right now and share with her the president’s joke. Let’s have a chat by the way. Hahahaha, I’m envious, young man.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: Sharing is sharing, remember not to say it was me.
[Zhang Chao]: Don’t worry, there’s no way I could say it, not even to Stephanie. This kind of thing must not be said out loud.
Subsequently.
We chatted a few more words.
Zhang Wei ended the chat, and then thought:
“What gift should I prepare for Xiaoxue? Xiaoxue should be asleep at this point, but Xiaomantou should not be asleep. Just ask her.”
Do it as soon as you think of it.
Zhang Wei clicked on WeChat and sent a message to Qiu Xiaolin.
[Zhang Wei]: Call Concubine Qiu. Is Concubine Qiu there? I have something urgent to call you. Please reply when I receive it. Over
the next second.
As Zhang Wei thought, Qiu Xiaolin was indeed awake and sent a message.
[Qiu Xiaolin]: The emperor is looking for a concubine to have sex with you? Oh, that’s wrong. You are stealing the country. You can’t do it. What’s the point of looking for a concubine? If nothing goes wrong, I want to continue playing the king with Yaya and the others. I am one game away from returning to the king.
[Zhang Wei]: I knew you were beating the king, little mantou. I do have something to look for. It’s okay. You beat me first. Then get back to me after you beat me. I want to ask you, do you know Xiaoxue’s birthday?
[Qiu Xiaolin]: I know, it’s Xiaoxue’s birthday in two days. I’ve prepared all my birthday gifts. Oh no, no, no. Your Majesty, haven’t you prepared a gift for Concubine Xue? Zhen Huan covers her mouth. Huh.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: Look at what you said, yes, I haven’t thought of a gift yet. I cover my face with QQ emoticons and laugh and cry.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: You know, it’s the first time I prepare a gift. Damn it, it was my first birthday to you before, and I didn’t think about what gift to give you until your birthday.
[Qiu Xiaolin]: Indeed, then you thought about it for several days, and finally gave me the first blood. Aniya puffed up her cheeks and hugged her hands.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: Well, that’s not what you asked for. You said it yourself. I give you a particularly unforgettable gift. It is unforgettable enough. You see, you still remember it now, or do you remember it because the content of that night was too intense? I feel the same way. Every time I think about it, I am very happy.
[Qiu Xiaolin]: Oh, you, the dragon with a joyful face, refer to your big dragon, right? Conan pushed up his glasses and smiled.jpg
[Zhang Wei]: What nonsense are you talking about?
[Qiu Xiaolin]: But you asked me about Xiaoxue’s birthday, so you weren’t afraid that I would be unhappy.
[Zhang Wei]: Don’t be afraid, I understand you, hehe.
[Qiu Xiaolin]: You are the only one with a poor mouth.
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